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What a disaster!,Ginsberg spent the whole of Yom Kippur with a magnificent whore. He had met the long¬legged voluptuous blonde at a trade reception and spent three days at a hotel with her.

About 6.00 pm on the evening of Yom Kippur, all bleary-eyed in bed, he sat up suddenly with a yell. "Mine God! What have I done! Oy! It's Yom Kippur!" He leapt from bed, got dressed in a trice, peeled of a wad of big notes from his wallet, kissed the girl goodbye and fled.

On his way home he passed a United Synagogue (very orthodox).

He burst in, cornered th~rabbi, and blurted out: "Rabbi! It's terrible! I miss~d Yom Kippur! I completely forgot."
"You forgot Yom Kippur! Oy veh! How?" "I-I-I-oh God! - I was with a-a-woman."
" A woman? Who? Your mother? Your wife?" "No. No, a-a-bad, a professional, a-a-tart." "What!? On Yom Kippur?"
"Yes, Rabbi! What can I do to repent?"
"My God! I have to think about it, consult my colleagues, summon the Rabbinical Court. But first you must go home, wear sackcloth, cover yourself in ashes and eat nothing for a week.

Come back and see me in a week and I'll have your punishment
worked out." .
Ginsberg crept out of the synagogue utterly crestfallen.

What shame! On his way he passed a Liberal Synagogue and, on an impulse, went inside. The rabbi was sitting with his feet up, filing his nails. Ginsberg rushed up to him.

"Rabbi! I must tell you, I missed Yom Kippur!"

"What? you missed Yom Kippur. Serious! How
did you do it?"
"I was with a woman," moaned Ginsberg. "Really? Tell me about her."
"She was a tall voluptuous blonde, not my wife, not my fiancee, she was a-a-whore! What can I do?"
"Well I'll have to consult my colleagues, but for a start you'd better skip lunch ... "
"Skip luncl).?" gasped Ginsberg. "But the rabbi at United Synagogue told me I had to fast a whole week - and that's just for starters!"
"United Synagogue? United Synagogue?

What do they know about sex?"

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