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Written by fayce   
Three couples were killed in a coach crash on their holiday in Israel. They all went up to the
gates of heaven where they were met by St Peter. "What makes you think you belong here, Mr Cohen?" asked St Peter.
"Well, I go to synagogue regularly; I'm good to my employees and I look after myoid mother."
St Peter replied: "In my book it says you're money mad because you married a woman called Penny, so down you go to the other place."
So down went the Cohens, but they told the other two couples what had happened.
Then it was the Levys' turn.
"What makes you think you belong up here?" asked St Peter.
"Well, I'm a regular worshipper at Synagogue, I'm a good father and I pay my bills on time."
"No," said St Peter, "in my book it says you're a drunk who married a girl called Sherry, so down you go."
So down went the Levys, who told the remaining couple what had happened.
Just before they were summoned in to St Peter, the last couple looked at each other and the man said, "Come on, Fanny, let's get out of here!"

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